Top 10 Things I Realized After Watching True Detective

True Detective is actually REALLY REALLY funny! No seriously guys, I have been scouring the web for funny stuff because that's what I do best and really I wish there was a job in the newspaper for this because I would totally apply for it. Any who, here is my summary slash the top 10 things I realized after watching our favorite warm and fuzzy show, True Detective. la-et-st-first-lady-michelle-obama-to-appear-o-001-thumbnail Me after finishing the show!

1. I bet if I drank this I totally would have understood what the hell Carcosa meant!

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2.  How much time did we waste contemplating this show? We will never know that answer. imagessdfs

3. But I bet if Justin Beiber were on the show, he totally would've solved that sh*t in 95', he's totes smart.

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4. Although Rust is an emotionless man, I still kept thinking....

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5. And all the guys were like... especially IPC

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EVEN OBAMA

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6. Seriously did you guys notice Lorde's guest appearance?

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7. But like I kept thinking after the show who is going to mow Marty's lawn now?

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8. The word "Flowers" is the best code word for sex. Yah Buddy! Bring on the flowers.

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9. It was all a façade they are all serious best friends in real life?! WTF. Now I am mad.

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10. But in the end the show was all about LOVE.

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}}Melissa